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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s long been a dream of mine to open a dadaist restaurant. This eatery would stand in opposition to the &#8220;have it your way&#8221; attitudes of fast food, and exist in stark opposition to every notion of friendliness or good &#8230; <a href="http://zoppzopp.com/index/?p=901">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[I: How to Qualify Badness What is the worst movie you have ever seen? Perhaps you had a sixth grade history teacher, who, during your unit on the 1950s, showed you a B-movie called The Brain That Wouldn’t Die in &#8230; <a href="http://zoppzopp.com/index/?p=885">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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